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The Average God - Ch.2 - 1 by izitmee The Average God - Ch.2 - 1 by izitmee
The Average God - Chapter 2
Housewives


Where space travel gets domestic.

Whew, long time since last page. Being in Rome, I'm very not-in-the-mood right now, so the next pages will be late too. But I'll be back in Serbia and in the right mood in a few days :eager:

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:iconhirudoh:
Hirudoh Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2011
Oh, right, you won't ... maybe because you blew it up ? DID you not !?
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:iconizitmee:
izitmee Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2011
Well, you blew up my vibrator when you used it as your first space shuttle!
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Hirudoh Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2011
Well, I am sure that one of the piecec blew out of atmosphere ... together with half of our house ...
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izitmee Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2011
Who cares about our home... home is where the heart is, and my heart was with my vibrator!
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Hirudoh Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2011
<sinister music> I did not want to tell you ... but it was cheating you ...
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:iconizitmee:
izitmee Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2011
Ohgod! Blast me to space!
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:iconhirudoh:
Hirudoh Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2011
You see ? That is what I call mind trick xP
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RobKing21 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
LOL. Love it. I hate getting bothered when in my Science Room!
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:iconizitmee:
izitmee Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2011
Ahaha I know the feeling :D
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The-Mirrorball-Man Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh I love these characters. Very nice in media res opening.
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izitmee Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2011
Thanks Julien :) I still don't know if these characters will survive more than a couple pages =P
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DiegoTripodi Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2011
He knows how to treat the ladies! =P (kidding, kidding!) Great seeing a new chapter, Daniele, looking forward to seeing what happens next...!
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izitmee Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2011
Wait to see how the ladies treat him :D I'm slacking with this because I'm still in Rome, but will soon get better :)
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DiegoTripodi Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2011
:lmao: I imagine he would be like a Don Juan... =P
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izitmee Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2011
Ahahaha, well fire will probably be involved :D
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DiegoTripodi Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2011
:lmao:
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DanNauenburg Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011
I'm loving this science character already. :D
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:iconizitmee:
izitmee Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011
Mhmm that's a point for him then... I still don't know if he will die or not, in the next page :D
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ProfessorBanzai Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011  Professional General Artist
"oh... of course you will not!" XD
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:iconizitmee:
izitmee Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011
:XD: Badass scientists are the best :XD:
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cluedog Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
For a while there, I was afraid we weren't going to get anymore of the story. It feels me with delight to see a new page and it is, as usual, wonderfully offbeat and strange. :)
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izitmee Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011
Yey, thanks Zac, it fills me with delight to read that you're filled with delight :aww:
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ElectricGecko Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011
Well, the lack of space suit and helmet ensures that it`s likely going to be a one way trip.
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izitmee Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011
I actually thought if I should dress her with a space suit or not... then looked better at the mad husband and went for the not (and for worse consequences in the next pages).
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drunkenshaman Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011   Traditional Artist
Chapter two, at last!!!
Let's hope God won't be one of these housewives, right?
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izitmee Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011
Uh, I just deleted my comment because it looked too blasphemous :XD: Anyway, some people say that God is one and triune, so maybe he's all of them. Who knows? (Ahaha! I know! :evillaugh:)
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drunkenshaman Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011   Traditional Artist
Oh, don' t censor your words... I am mostly an atheist as you may have guessed, so you can express freely with me... and I dont think super-agents of the Batican will be reading this and want to censor it. (And if they do, they better find a proper job like starting to sharing their enormous wealth with the poors of the planet. Ok, now I stop, I could talk for hours about all these...)

The best god I 've ever discovered though in comics was drawn by an italian as well and he was non at all pollitically correct... hehe. Can you guess who am I talking about? [link]
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izitmee Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011
Aha you're right, will not censor me again (though I can get extremely bad when talking about gods and religions - and by the way, I'm peculiar agnostic: I believe that I can't know if gods exist or not, but if they do exist I don't think I like them). But I don't understand what you said about the Vatican... share wealth? With the poor? They're a corporation, why should they do that??? :ohmygod: (ohhh me too I could talk for hours too about this)

Ahaha, and yup, I guessed that italian comic you mentioned before reaching the link: yey! I was just re-reading it last year :)
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drunkenshaman Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011   Traditional Artist
Yes, since you don't censor your comics why should you censor your words?
Church doesnt need our kindness after all the disaster they have done to humanity. Freedom of speech is our only defense against their propaganda...

And that's why in my opinion your comics are really great because you sincerelly are expressing what you think, not only about religions but also about human relationships and power/maanipultion and all the everyday stupidity and prejudice that surrounds us! If I havent given you my super-congratulations yet, it's only because I am waiting this epic story to finish. :)
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izitmee Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2011
Oh, church(es) never got any kindness from me (and I obviously especially dislike the catholic one). But I try not to speak too badly about the various institutionalized ideas of gods because those are more intimate (though misguided by advertising), and I think I should somehow respect that - I reached this conclusion after many years of speaking extremely badly of the catholic idea of god.

And hey, thanks for what you said about my comics, now you made me very giddy (aha, yup, I remember the greek meaning :D). I suppose some of my views come from the fact that I worked as a satirical cartoonist when I was younger :D
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joeyv7 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011
'kind of volunteered' XD Awesome page, especially the last 3 panels. I could give Science Guy such a smack.
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izitmee Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011
:XD: Thanks Cathy. And don't worry, the science guy will get such a smack (I mean, unless something changes before I do the next page - I am never sure of anything :B)
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Raulzito2112 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
CHapter 2, finnaly! XD
Keep doing this great job, please. =D
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izitmee Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011
Yey, thanks Raul :D I will soon get back to one page a day, just got to get away from Rome :D
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Raulzito2112 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Great! XD
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besnglist Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011
Ohohoho, something baaad is going to happen, never mess with housewives. :iconnosebleedingplz:
(And it's really fun not to know what comes next :B OK, that was bad attempt of comforting, it's more fun to know, or even better, to see you making next :eager:)
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izitmee Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011
Ahahaha that's one of the greatest icons of all time :D (uh, do you know what a bleeding nose means in japanese comics? :XD:)
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besnglist Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011
I'm sure you'll explain me, hm, later :giggle:
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:iconizitmee:
izitmee Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011
Oh, sure :giggle:
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besnglist Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011
Oh, by the way, I love "should I" panel very very much:iconyeyplz:
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:iconizitmee:
izitmee Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011
You really love it? Uh? Really? :D
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besnglist Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011
Really, I promise... :D
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